Just what I’ve always wanted!
You’ve all heard the question, “What do you get for the person who has everything?”
To find out, we just called her up and asked her. (We’re good at getting unlisted numbers) To our surprise, she said, “I’d just love to have an iBorrow T-shirt! I look so good in black. And, despite my have-it-all reputation, I don’t have one of those.”
Well, we may grant her wish. But, frankly, we’d rather give you first dibs on one of these rare and soon-to-be-priceless items. You’ve worked with iBorrow. You’ve sweated over it and cursed it and whispered sweet nothings in its ear to make it behave. You deserve something special.
And for the price of an email, you can have it. (While supplies last, of course)
Send your email message to Vickie Frost (frostv@tblc.org) and tell her what size you’d like (Medium, Large, or Extra Large) and which library you work at. She’ll send you your own personal shirt in Delivery.
It’s that simple. Really. Even Billy Mays can’t give you a deal this good.
But don’t delay! Ms. Has-it-all-but-wants-more keeps calling us back to ask why she hasn’t gotten hers yet. And she can’t even spell iBorrow.
–Al Carlson